Your wife gave me a blowjob under the table

The other day there's an explanation, I promise you, it's not that I wanted to fuck your wife in your own house, I was going to have dinner with my good intentions as you invited me, but your wife is very dirty and she got under the table and me gave a blowjob, and of course she made me so hard that when you left I had to throw her on the table and finish what she started, not me. I'm sorry for coming in her mouth, my friend...